John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston might just be America's hottest new unmarried couple. If Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have actually stumbled into a wedding somewhere that leaves only Jennifer and John. In all of the wild reports that emerged from South Florida about the pair's wild weekend one thing should be noted, it didn't take long for Us Weekly magazine to point out John's Angelina Jolie fantasy.
The magazine details in a report this week that Jennifer might be surprised to hear that Mayer has praised arch rival Jolie (however crudely) in an interview. "Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great... I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is (servicing you sexually) what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish?"
Oh the humanity! It doesn't seem clear exactly where the relationship with Jennifer and John might go. Reports from the weekly entertainment magazines cited various insiders from both camps and the details of the love affair ranged from "true love" to "a casual relationship". This will be interesting as it moves forward.
If it goes long term at all the very private Jennifer might butt heads with the very public John. He seems to love visiting with reports and is quite candid and at time pretty entertaining and funny while Jennifer would just as soon keep her private life out of the spotlight.
Jennifer Aniston Beau John Mayer Jokes About Sex With Angelina Jolie
Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson scrap James Bond tune
Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson have decided to quit collaborating on a new James Bond tune.
The Back To Black star is still struggling to get back to health and things aren't working out on this particular project.
‘We did work on it but we never finished it,’ Mark, 32, tells The Sun. ‘I don’t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings on it. I’m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.’
Amy, 24, and Mark started on the track for Quantum Of Solace at a studio in Henley, Oxfordshire, last month.
‘Mark presented a track to Amy, but she had other ideas about the direction it should take,' says her spokesman. 'We’re sure they will continue to make great music together.’
John Lennon´s Killer Obsessed With Lindsay Lohan
Mark David Chapman has spent much of the last 27 years in solitary confinement due to the fact that he is a psychotic killer, and quite likely also for his own safety.
Whilst this may not be good news for Lindsay Lohan if he ever escapes from prison in a scheme masterminded by a secret society of global assassins, it should give her management a good idea of how to position her in the market according to her target demographic, you know how it works - Miley Cyrus for instance appeals to girls between the ages of 4 to 14, whereas Lindsay evidently appeals to the somewhat smaller range of psychopaths of all ages. Read more!
David and Victoria Beckham paint it black and white in monochrome outfits for his 33rd birthday
It seems matching monochrome is the new rule for the Beckhams.
For Victoria's birthday bash in California last month they stepped out in co-ordinated outfits - with Victoria in a white dress with black-and-grey pattern while David sported a grey, white and black ensemble.
And now the couple have done it again - this time for David's birthday.
It is David's big day today, and if his wife's parties for her own birthdays are anything to go by, he can surely expect more celebrations.
The couple went for a romantic candlelit dinner spending almost two hours at posh LA restaurant The Ivy on the Shore last night.A source said: "It was just the two of them - the kids weren't there.
"It was a very romantic affair with low lighting and a single candle on the table.
"They were holding hands, smiling and looking into one another's eyes.
"Anyone would think they had just met."
The former England captain turns 33 today but celebrated his birthday a night early.
The soccer star is thought to have brought his celebrations forward because his team, LA Galaxy, have a match against Real Salt Lake on Saturday.
David and Victoria attended a function at their sons' school before heading out to dinner.
A source said: "Everyone was expecting them to throw some lavish party and invite all their celebrity friends.
"But they were clearly just happy with some alone time." Read more!
Jennifer Aniston's Mayer delivery
Jennifer Aniston received flowers from John Mayer for every day they spent in Miami together.
The 'Gravity' singer flew to Miami on April 23 to spend time with Jennifer as she enjoyed a break from shooting new movie 'Marley and Me' alongside Owen Wilson, and was said to be so determined the former 'Friends' actress should enjoy herself he splashed out on the expensive plants for five consecutive days.
A source close to the actress - who stayed with John at the Mandarin Oriental Miami Hotel and the Conrad Miami Hotel - said: "Jennifer was so happy that John made the effort to get her flowers every day they were together. She loves it when men make a fuss of her."
Meanwhile, John has revealed he modelled his new hairstyle on his 80s idol Michael J. Fox.
The musician looked at photographs of Fox and singer Shaun Cassidy for inspiration before opting for a "feathered" cut.
He said: "Today I set off on my newest project - to grow and maintain an authentic '80s style feathered haircut. It's something I've wanted to do for some time and I'm very excited to bring this amazing look into today's pop culture landscape."
Read more!
Britney Spears & Jamie Lynn Spears Reunited: Baby Shower in Louisiana
Hide the women and children, Jamie Lynn Spears and her big sister Britney Spears are ready for a reunion. Britney is heading home Friday for a big reunion with her younger sister, Jamie Lynn, an insider tells Life & Style exclusively. The occasion? Jamie Lynn's baby shower that is scheduled for this weekend!
Britney is leaving LA today to arrive in Kentwood, La., in time for tomorrow’s baby shower at mom Lynne Spears’ house, Serenity. According to the report, Britney was last seen in Kentwood in November 2006. “The shower’s on Saturday at Lynne’s house,” the insider tells Life & Style.
"At first, Jamie [Brit’s dad and also her guardian these days] didn’t think it was a good idea for Brit to go. He thought it might create chaos in Kentwood, and he wasn’t sure he wanted to put Jamie Lynn — or Britney — in the middle of that.”
“Britney can’t travel without Jamie’s permission, so she worked really hard to talk him into it; it was so important for her to be there for her little sister. He finally gave in, knowing it’d be good for Brit and Jamie Lynn to finally see each other.”
Amy Winehouse not fit to make music - Ya think?
"We tried to work for a little bit. I'm not sure she's ready to work on music yet," he said.Asked if the Quantum of Solace track will be made he added: "I don't think so unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it so probably not. We did work on it but we never finished it so that's about it."
Asked if the pair are due to work on other projects he replied: "No, we tried to work for a little bit. I'm not sure she's ready to work on music yet".
Okay, maybe she can't sing anymore, but I think they should make Amy Winehouse a Bond Girl. Make Daniel Craig really work for that paycheck. I've got the perfect name for her character, too: "Crack Addict #3." Bam! Cinema magic! I should really write movies - that aren't porn. Though I thought "Balls Canyon: Return of Vagina Slim" was nothing less than a work of art.
Thanks to Kasia who's Bond Girl name would be "Sexyonia McAwesome." Read more!
Halle Berry shows she's a REAL mum as skimpy dress reveals post-baby tummy
When Hollywood star Halle Berry unveiled her post-baby body at a gala six weeks after giving birth, it appeared she had followed the path of most celebrity mothers by dropping her baby weight overnight.
But it seems that the Oscar-winning actress is, like many mothers, taking the pace rather more gently, as she was seen yesterday in a skimpy T-shirt dress which revealed she still has her post-baby tummy.
Unlike most celebrities who won't be seen in public with even an ounce of post-baby podge, after almost two months out of the limelight with new baby Nahla, down to earth Halle was happily seen shopping at shoe store Diavolina.
The 41-year-old actress still looks amazing, as witnessed by her turn on the red carpet at a charity gala earlier this week in Los Angeles.
The difference is fairly stark, but no doubt the actress who is known for her stunning red carpet has laid her hands on a pair of tummy reducing Spanx control pants which ensured she looked suitably svelte.
Dressed in a plunging empire-line leopard print minidress, the actress made the most of a happy side-effect of early motherhood - a boosted bust line.
Halle stepped out again the day after the gala to host the Halle Berry Celebrity Charity Golf Tournament.
Although the actress didn't golf, she was seen at the event, which was held at L.A.'s Mountain Gate Country Club, posing for pictures with participants, which included Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheadle and model boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, 32.
Halle and Gabriel welcomed their baby Nahla Ariela on March 16. Nahla means 'honey bee' in Arabic.
Nahla arrived with her father, and was sequestered with a nanny in a trailer the actress had parked near the course.
And the new parents left early, just as the party was getting into full swing, according to People magazine Halle told the assembled golfers: "I'm going to have to leave.
"My baby is calling for my breast. So, if I don't see everyone later, thank you!".
Fergie Ends Pregnancy Rumours With Bikini Pose.
Fergie - Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has finally put an end to speculation she is pregnant with her first child by posing on a beach in a bikini.
The singer - real name Stacy Ferguson - sparked speculation she was expecting after flaunting a more shapely figure while dining out with her beau at Hana Sushi in Santa Monica, California last (Mar08).
But the 32-year-old did not have a lady lump in sight as she sported a red bikini on the beach during a sunshine break with fiance Josh Duhamel in the Bahamas at the weekend (19-20Apr08).
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