John Lennon´s Killer Obsessed With Lindsay Lohan

John Lennon´s Killer Obsessed With Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is fast running out of fans, but her die hard supporters are still backing her, including Mark David Chapman, the guy who killed John Lennon. According to sources from Sunday World: "He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him. He´s been turned down flat, but he won´t give up."

Mark David Chapman has spent much of the last 27 years in solitary confinement due to the fact that he is a psychotic killer, and quite likely also for his own safety.

Whilst this may not be good news for Lindsay Lohan if he ever escapes from prison in a scheme masterminded by a secret society of global assassins, it should give her management a good idea of how to position her in the market according to her target demographic, you know how it works - Miley Cyrus for instance appeals to girls between the ages of 4 to 14, whereas Lindsay evidently appeals to the somewhat smaller range of psychopaths of all ages.