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ANIMAL COPS WATCHING PARIS

THE Los Angeles Dept. of Animal Services is finally paying attention to the plight of pets who have the misfortune to be purchased by Paris Hilton.

The celebutard brought the authorities down on herself when she appeared Wednesday on Ellen DeGeneres' TV show and confessed she had 17 dogs. The ex-con obviously didn't know it's illegal in LA to own more than three dogs unless you're a licensed breeder.

The animal control squad paid a visit the next day to Hilton's house in Beverly Hills. But when they arrived, they found the house vacant and undergoing renovations. All the dogs, cats, birds, ferrets and even a monkey had been placed with "handlers at a ranch" - possibly permanently, said SPCA spokesman Jeff Blodgett, who added that they gave Hilton a card, asking her to get in touch. (Paris has a history of de-acquisitioning her pets).

Earlier this week, the Kris Kelly Foundation repo'ed a cat they let Hilton adopt last year because she never returned to pick up the feline after she had been spayed.

Hilton was also accused of neglect in a thinly veiled blind item this week. Ted Casablanca reported on Eonline.com about a woman who, "upon leaving her house, often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies."

But sometimes the woman "would be gone for hours, days, weeks . . . The animal's existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn't that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, [her] staff have - reportedly more than once - opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog."

Two years ago, Hilton's pet Kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit the heiress, and her first chihuahua, Tinkerbell, now lives with her mother, Kathy.

Last year, Shelby Segall, whose yard borders Hilton's, told Page Six: "She treats her animals horribly. They are always getting out and running around the neighborhood.

"She had a little orange kitty about a year ago that kept getting out and we kept telling her it was outside. She didn't seem like she cared, and then one day the cat got run over in the middle of the street and died."

Another neighbor said, "I found two little chihuahuas of hers running up and down the street with cars and people going up and down. I put them in my bathroom and called Paris. Her assistant answered and said, 'You can't drop them off! Miss Hilton isn't home!' She took three hours to come get them."

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Meagan Good’s Breasts Good? They’re Great!

 Meagan Good’s Breasts Good? They’re Great!

Here’s Meagan Good looking pretty good at the NAACP Awards. Now if I was lame that would be my joke but since I wasn’t breastfed as a child, I don’t even care about jokes. I’m too distracted my Meagan’s big boobs and all boobs for that matter. Damn you Mom if only you gave me a little boob, I’d be able to have normal hobbies and a normal job and even a normal sized breasted girlfriend, but instead I am this breast monster that you created.

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Pamela Anderson celebrates women - by taking her clothes off

 Pamela Anderson celebrates women - by taking her clothes off

Pamela Anderson stripped last night for two sold out performances at the Crazy Horse in Paris. The crowd of over 500 fans paid $300 a pop to get in. Sadly all journalists and photographers were banned. (Sorry, guys!) Pam came on stage in a sheer black body stocking and did her stage bow on the back of a motorcycle. Her performance was an homage to '50s sex icon Brigitte Bardot who sent Pamela flowers and wished her well. People reports:

Though the Crazy Horse specializes in presenting topless dancers, "It's a celebration of women," says Anderson. "It's done very respectfully, very classy, and it's a wonderful show for women as well as for men."
"This isn't for money," said Anderson. "It's just for the love of the art, and the Crazy Horse does it best."

Whoa there, Pamela Anderson. I don't go to the strip club to learn about art. I go to do math problems: If Candy is on Pole A, Trixie is on Pole B and The Superficial Writer, who only has $10, is sitting two seats down from Pole B, how many dollar bills does he need to lay down for Candy and Trixie to kiss but still have money left over for his tenth whiskey sour? (Hint: Don't forget to carry the one.)

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Paris Hilton builds Pooch Palace

Paris Hilton Builds Mini-mansion For Dogs....
Socialite Paris Hilton is determined to give her dogs the same luxurious lifestyle she enjoys herself - so she has built them a miniature version of her Los Angeles mansion.

The 26-year-old heiress had a second home constructed in her garden and filled it with matching furnishings to the main house - so her pack of pampered pooches would feel comfortable.

The Simple Life Star says, "I have 17 dogs. So I built a doggie mansion in my backyard. It's a replica of my house with a chandelier and the same furniture.
They all live there".

Meanwhile her boast has landed her at the centre of a new Los Angeles Department of Animal Services investigation, after the heiress boasted about owning 17 pets on a TV show.

The socialite told chat show host Ellen DeGeneres all about the extent of her pooch collection on the comedienne's show on Monday (11Feb08) - not realising it's illegal to have more than three dogs at any one non-kennel, non-breeder,residential address in Los Angeles.

Animal Services sources tell tmz that bosses of an animal rescue organisation took heed of Hilton's dog boast and complained to the officials, who paid her a visit on Tuesday (12Feb08).
The website reports Animal Services representatives turned up at Hilton's home, but Paris and her dogs were not there. They left a message with a maid and now plan to return to conduct a full inspection.

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Troubles galore for Paris

Paris Hilton has been accused of abandoning her cat and now she has been told she can’t have the feeline back. The millionaire heiress adopted the feline from California’s Kris Kelly Foundation just a week before she went to jail last May, according to TMZ.com.

But apparently she did not get round to having the cat neutered until January 30 and has not been back to pick it up since.

The charity’s founder, Kris Kelly, reportedly tried to speak to Paris about picking up the animal, named Prada, but has not heard from the socialite yet.

Now, Kelly is refusing to return Prada, saying, “This is a clear-cut case of abandonment.”

Kelly claims she tried to contact Paris several times but none of her calls were returned. Paris, who also has two Chihuahuas, a Rottweiler, ferret, goat, and a kinkajou, recently admitted her staff look after most of her animals. She said, “I only take care of the two Chihuahuas because they live with me. The others are taken care of by a housekeeper.”

Paris has been named the Worst Dog Owner of the Year for treating her pets like fashion accessories.Meanwhile, Robbie Williams is furious Paris Hilton is his new neighbour.

The Angels singer, who has a house in Los Angeles’s exclusive but quiet Mulholland Estate, was livid when the hotel heiress, famed for her wild partying, bought a home on his street.
A source said, “Paris has a new house right near Robbie’s and he’s spitting mad about it. Robbie sped past her the other day in a chauffeur-driven car and completely ignored her. He hasn’t any time for her and would rather they didn’t have any contact.”

The former Take That star was dealt a further blow when it was revealed Paris is transforming her basement into a nightclub.

The source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper, “She is in the process of building a disco underneath her mansion so she can keep the parties going long after the clubs shut. If the late-nights start disturbing Robbie he will be absolutely furious.”

Robbie moved to the US in 2002 to escape the pressures of fame in the UK.

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Britney Spears 'secretly married British boyfriend in Mexico,' claims magazine

Britney Spears and her British boyfriend Adnan Ghalib recently married in secret, according to an American magazine.The troubled star "secretly wed" Birmingham paparazzo Adnan during a trip to Mexico on 9 January, Star magazine claims.A source told the publication: "While in Mexico, they went through a quickie marriage ceremony."

Britney Spears 'secretly married British boyfriend in Mexico,' claims magazine
The source apparently maintained: "When Britney recently accused her mother of 'sleeping with my husband', it wasn't Kevin she was talking about - it was Adnan!"If true, the wedding was just days after Britney was first rushed to hospital, following an alarming stand-off with police at her home.But even so, the magazine insists the marriage is not legal - because Adnan lied to the star and is actually still married to AzLynn Berry.
Britney Spears 'secretly married British boyfriend in Mexico,' claims magazine

When she realized, Britney first dumped Adnan because she was so furious - but later gave him £125,000 to speed up his divorce so they could wed for real, according to Star."He is promising her that they'd get married again once his divorce is final," the source said.The alleged wedding took place when Britney, 26, and Adnan, 35, managed to sneak away from the media pack that follows their every move and drove to Rosarito Beach Hotel in Mexico.
Britney Spears 'secretly married British boyfriend in Mexico,' claims magazine
"When Britney got out of hospital that first time Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that he was the only one who could protect her," insists the source.They pulled off an amazingly detailed plot to foil the world - hiring decoy private jets and security teams in New York, Las Vegas and Hawaii.According to the report, Adnan had assured Britney he was legally divorced - even though he is not."When Britney and Adnan got back to L.A., her 'manager' Sam Lutfi told her that Adnan was still married," the source said."She confronted him and threw him out.

"But he managed to worm his way back into her life, promising her that they'd get married again once his divorce is final." She decided to give hi $250,000 to speed up the divorce, according to Star."She was on a $1,000-a-day spending limit imposed by lawyers but she told them she needed the money to buy a new Mercedes," the source says.According to the magazine, Britney's lawyer Sorrel Trope had his suspicions over the wedding - and finally got proof of it on February 8. The next day, he quit, refusing to say why.

Now things have become more complicated as her father has battled for the legal right to have legal control over his daughter's affairs.Insiders say it has left Britney torn between her "husband", Adnan, and her parents, Jamie and Lynne."Britney's confused," the insider said. "She's afraid Adnan will bail on her, and she would do anything to keep him around."

Another source says Britney's friends are turning more against Adnan - and the marriage reports only add to it. They believe the Brit photographer is feeding off her confused mental state."In all my years, I've never seen as big a dirtbag as this guy," the source insists."I can't believe how he has taken advantage of this woman when she was in such a fragile state.
"She is delusional, and he has fed off that."

Meanwhile, Britney looked decidedly upbeat as she stepped out yesterday for a shopping trip with her mother.Lynne Spears accompanied her wayward daughter to indulge in some retail therapy at Miss Sixty clothing store in West Hollywood.The mother and daughter duo were reportedly looking for new jeans at the trendy boutique.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Will Ferrell and More

The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition comes out this week.

As usual, the issue is sure to stir up debate among those who think this publication should be reserved for athletes… and those who cannot lift their jaw up off the floor due to a series of Bar Refaeli bikini photos.

Instead of choosing sides, we’re simply gonna publish a few images from the issue. You can decide if they’re worth getting irked about. For starters, here is this year’s cover girl, Marisa Miller, looking beautiful and almost naked:

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Will Ferrell and More


Meanwhile, Danica Patrick is also barely wearing a bathing suit in this picture. But the race car driver is still wearing more layers (one) than she has wins on the IndyCar circuit (zero):

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Will Ferrell and More


Lastly, Heidi Klum backs down Will Ferrell in this semi-promotional ad for the actor’s new movie, Semi-Pro. We really should have become comedians instead of celebrity gossip mavens:

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Will Ferrell and More


Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Will Ferrell and More


Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models: Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Will Ferrell and More

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Bedraggled and bra-less: Britney back to her old tricks after hospital release

A spell in a psychiatric hospital seems to have done little to change Britney Spears' chaotic lifestyle - or her dress sense. The troubled star, who checked herself out of the UCLA Medical Centre earlier this week, was spotted yesterday taking a cigarette break at the Millenium dance studio in Hollywood. Looking bedraggled, the bra-less 26-year-old skipped out of rehearsals to smoke and adjust her torn fishnets in full view of the paparazzi who have come to shadow her every move.
Spears is currently under the watchful eye of her father Jamie, who has taken charge of his daughter's estate and affairs since she was committed to hospital. Both he and Spears' mother Lynn, are said to be upset their daughter was released from hospital after her lawyers overruled doctors' advice. In a joint statement the pair said: "We are deeply concerned about our daughter's safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk." Both parents, who are divorced, are also said to be upset by Britney's relationship with Birmingham-born photographer Adnan Ghalib
Britney's hospital stay is the latest incident in a series of very public meltdowns for the star. Earlier this year the Toxic star was photographed being bundled into an ambulance after refusing to hand over her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline. The incident resulted in a hospital stay - and the loss of custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden. Since then, Britney's parents have staged an intervention in an attempt to help their daughter regain control of her life. A restraining order against her former manager Sam Lufti is in place, alleging that he drugged the star and took over her finances. Britney is said to be desperate to regain control of her estate and finances and is seeking to have a court order granting her father conservatorship overturned. She is battling to regain custody of her two sons with ex Kevin Federline.

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