Madonna's daughter is embarrassed by her mother's dress sense. The Material Girl singer - who turns 50 later this year - is happy to slob around at home in a comfortable tracksuit, much to 11-year-old Lourdes' horror. Madonna - who is married to director Guy Ritchie - said, "I'm happy to muck around in a pair of a drawstring pants and wellies but my daughter gets angry because I go to school wearing my tracksuit. She says, 'Can't you just wear normal clothes?' "I think she wants me to be a yummy mummy but that's not me. Guy will sometimes laugh at what I wear, too." Madonna recently admitted she was a "geek" when she began her career. The 4 Minutes singer - who was known for her raunchy image when she hit the music scene in the early 80s - insists people had the wrong idea about her and she was well-behaved. She said, "I really was not getting up to much. I don't think I was as naughty as I could have been. I was quite straight. I was a geek when I was that age. I did not really do much that was interesting."
Madonna’s clothes embarrass daughter
Nicole Kidman takes control to make Keith a better dad
Anxious Nicole has spent £3.5 million on a new Los Angeles home
Pregnant Nicole Kidman is insisting on spending as much time with musician husband Keith Urban as possible, despite his busy tour.
The couple spent 7 days in Tahiti last week before Keith flew back to perform in Baltimore on Thursday.
'They've argued about Keith's country rock star lifestyle,' a friend tells Now.
Just 3 weeks after Nicole, 40, announced that she was expecting, Keith set off on the tour which now won't finish until September, by which time he'll be a dad.
'She just wants to be near Keith all the time,' says the pal. 'He's back in the States soon and she hates being alone.'
While Nicole was never going to win in a battle with Keith over his love of touring, she has succeeded in one area: where they live.
Nicole agreed to move to Keith's base in Nashville, Tennessee, when they married, but this week we hear they're forking out for a £3.5 million home in California.
'City girl Nicole would rather be in LA, which is the best place for an actress to be,' explains the insider.
Nicole Kidman's diet warning bells
Despite her miscarriage worries, Nicole has hardly put on any weight during the pregnancy and her bump is hardly showing, even though she's almost 6 months gone.
Dr Carol Cooper, author of Pregnancy Essentials, says it's at this stage that putting on weight is important.
'Nicole is quite thin and even without knowing her BMI, I can see she needs to put on weight for optimum health,' she tells Now. 'Taller women tend not to show as much and women also show less in their first pregnancy as their stomach muscles are still tight, but Nicole wears clingy clothes, so I'd expect to see more of a bump by now.'
Jessica Simpson Is a Lightweight
Remember Jessica Simpson's recent hospital trip for an "infection"? It turns out Jess had to be hospitalized because she's been binge drinking.
Star magazine is reporting that Jess was hospitalized after months of hard drinking with beau Tony Romo and his friends.
"She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she's very conscientious about the calories," says a source. "But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can't hold as much as they can."
Did she really think she could hang with a bunch of football players? Come on Jess!
I Want To Bang Abigail Clancy
Well, you’ve seen her bikini pictures many times before here on Hollywood Tuna, but Abigail Clancy still isn’t popular here in North America. And as I promised last week, I said I would do more posts on lesser-knowns who I feel should get more attention, because I’m sick of the same crap the Paparazzi keep shoving down our throat. Hopefully, they’ll open their eyes a little and follow some new talent. And by new talent, I mean girls I ‘d like to bang. That said, I want to bang Abbey Clancy. And so should you. Read more!
Katherine Heigl Works It!
I guess Katherine Heigl didn’t like the comments I made about her being unhealthy and unfit the other day, because here she is spotted working out. And good for her, because as a skinny chick she has no reason to have pudgy thighs and a flabby ass. Let’s hope she quits smoking too because that shit is just unattractive. Anyway, today is the first day that it’s actually sunny and warm out at the same time, and I’ll be damned if I have to sit inside and write about celebrities. Read more!
Mila Kunis GQ Magazine Pictures
Here are some Mila Kunis pictures from the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine. It’s as if the people at GQ spend most of their days checking my site to see who I’m writing a lot about and then putting them in their magazine. Or maybe it’s just that Mila Kunis is in the new film Forgetting Sarah Marshall and they were planning on putting her in anyway (yeah, that’s probably it). Whatever the case, she’s hot and deserves the attention. However, if we ever see Cheryl Tweedy in a future issue, we’ll know for sure. Read more!
Nicole Kidman: No more Scientology for my kids
Nicole Kidman's two children that she adopted with Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, are apparently balls deep in Scientology. Nicole, who's Catholic, has had enough and wants her kids pulled out of the church that L. Ron built. And by built I mean made up. Page Six reports:
At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin's film, "His Highness Hollywood," a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman "wants her kids out of the church." Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, "Hollywood Undercover," and said he wasn't surprised when, during the premiere, "the projector had been sabotaged."
Nicole Kidman would rather have the kids follow a more realistic religion like Catholicism. You know, the one where a dude in a pointy hat tells people want to do from a balcony in Italy. But at least with Catholicism they don't brainwash you to give up ridiculous amounts of cash. They just guilt you into it. Huge difference.* Read more!
Jenna Jameson on The View? Wow, really?
Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, porn stars are now considered legitimate guests on The View. This trailblazing led to the most awkward, surreal, WTF interview I've ever seen when Jenna Jameson appeared on yesterday's show (video after the jump). It's almost like inviting a hooker over to your house to meet your mom, grandmom and your uptight Republican sister who's head's about to explode. OMG what if Jesus is watching?! Fortunately, there's the calm watchful eye of Whoopi Goldberg. She doesn't say much, but you know she'll throw them old bitches down if shit gets out of hand. I've seen Sister Act 1 AND 2. Trust me, you don't fuck with the Whoop. Read more!
Disgraced MPs son Henry Conway upstages Paris Hilton at nightclub by turning up in a horse and carriage
There are several ways the son of a disgraced MP could stay out of the headlines.
Arriving at a nightclub in a horse-drawn carriage and dressed as a Regency dandy isn't one of them.
But that was never going to bother Henry Conway.
The flamboyant 25-yearold is unabashed by his involvement in the parliamentary expenses scandal involving his father, Tory MP Derek Conway.
Enjoying his 15 minutes of fame, he arrived at London club Mahiki - a favoured haunt of young royals - on Monday night in a carriage pulled by two glossy steeds and driven by two top-hatted coachmen.
Dressed in tight white trousers tucked into black boots, a close-fitting jacket and a foppish white shirt, he posed for the cameras as he stepped from the carriage.
Old Harrovian Henry - who styles himself "Queen Sloane" - organises party nights at Mahiki and has previously been spotted in tight leather trousers, furs or even white glittery stars as he welcomes his guests.
He first came into the public eye when it was revealed that his younger brother Freddie received £50,000 of taxpayers' money from his MP father as an assistant in the Commons while a fulltime university student in Newcastle.
Then it emerged that as a "parliamentary researcher" Henry, too, had received more than £32,000 in parliamentary allowances and bonuses while an undergraduate at Cambridge.
The MP was censured by the Commons for misusing public funds to employ his younger son and a second investigation was launched into payments to his older son.
Later, the MP for Old Bexley and Sidcup in Kent said he would stand down at the next General Election. But he insisted he was no "crook".
Also at Mahiki last night was Paris Hilton, who was deluged by popping flashbulbs as she arrived with boyfriend rock guitarist Benji Madden - but must have been hugely disappointed that she didn't think of the carriage thing first.
When it comes to ridiculous, flamboyant gestures designed to attract attention, the 27-year-old American heiress is the Queen Bee to his Queen Sloane.
More to the point, even Paris must have worked out that if she had stuck to horsedrawn carriages back home in Los Angeles she might have avoided that drink-drive conviction and the inconvenience of her spell in jail last year.
However, the £70,000 appearance fee she received would surely have covered that embarrassment and bought her and Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend Benji Madden a few drinks when they returned to the Hilton at 3am - having only arrived at 1.20am.
In an itsy-bitsy bikini a glamorous Pink frollicks with a new mystery man
In an itsy-bitsy polka-dot bikini Pink cut a feminine figure as she frollicked in the waves with a mystery man.
After filing for divorce from husband Carey Hart in February, the popstar appeared to be getting on with her lovelife on the beach in California.
And, perhaps her new man could be the explanation for her sudden change in style.
The singer, who is known for her trademark tomboy chic, adopted a more glamorous look in a cloche hat and strapless red and white two-piece.
The mystery man also seems to have got the 28-year-old smiling again as she shrieked with laughter as they play wrestled in springtime sunshine.
Showing off her many tattoos, Pink did not seem to be burdened by her split from husband of 21 months Hart.
They announced their seperation amidst rumours he had been cheating on her.
Pink was also overheard in Hollywood restaurant Eleven saying she needed "space" from her 33-year-old husband.
These rumours were then substantiated when the popstar's publicist Michele Schweitzer confirmed: "Pink and Carey Hart have separated.
"This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another.
"While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger." Read more!
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